
Dear APPLE: My boss emailed me an APPLE MUSIC link yesterday. It said, "Listen to Style by Taylor Swift on Apple Music." I clicked on the link in the built-in email app on the phone I bought from you four weeks ago. It opened my APPLE MUSIC app, which I pay you 10 bucks a month for, and refused to play or even display the song because, "You're offline. Connect to the Internet, then give it another shot." I wasn't offline; I had four scrumptious bars, courtesy AT&T. But you insisted, so I connected to the hotel wifi and gave it another shot. This time it showed me the "1989" album page without highlighting the song, playing the song or playing anything. This is all supposed to be about convenience and accessibility, right? Am I missing something here, or is it you? Or are the pundits even more on target than I suspected when they say that both the music and the software are a lot less important to you than the hardware I keep upgrading? Just asking... Speaking of TAYLOR SWIFT, here's a cool breakdown of the revenue stream from one show in TAMPA... Most mind-boggling stat from ADELE's mind-boggling week: "25" sold more than twice the combined total of the other 99 albums on BILLBOARD's Top Album Sales chart... CHILLY GONZALES wants you to know he is not a musical genius, despite what you might think.