Not much ranting today. I actually have a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE onesie I wear sometimes to make my nieces and nephew laugh. They do but this is baller. I may need to up my game... Last night's opening on THE CARMICHAEL SHOW was f***in' awesome. The discussion on marriage. Genius and even better delivery... The most meta thing I've ever read... That is all. I'm packing... Happy Birthday to AMANDA CLAYMAN, AVI STEINLAUF, TAMMY MORGAN RATNER and RISHON BLUMBERG.