What’s more infuriating? The way SUPER BOWL halftime headliners COLDPLAY are getting played for “bland” chumps for sharing the stage? Or the predictably dim-witted way RUDY GIULIANI and the FOX NEWS universe have turned BEY’s performance into an “attack on police officers.”... Like LARRY WILMORE’s crusade against BILL COSBY, we’re not going to let it go, PHIL ANSELMO. Not even if you get serenaded with a BOYZ II MEN song by your new black karaoke friends… What’s holding up the “RANSOM 2” project from MIKE WILL MADE-IT and GUCCI MANE? Oh right, GUCCI's still in prison and the feds won't rubber-stamp it… While you’re waiting, though, maybe WEEZER singer RIVERS CUOMO doing an acoustic version of “TRAP QUEEN” will tide you over. Nope, not us either… Hey COOKIE, this is COLDPLAY. Not this. Got that boo-boo kitty?... There’s a 21-year-old part of us that was psyched to hear that the PIXIES are teasing their first new studio album since 1991. But then we remembered that KIM DEAL is back in DAYTON chilling… Everything about this screams awesome and weird, in the best way. FLYING LOTUS told ZANE LOWE that he’s working on electronica-focused “STAR WARS” tribute album called “STAR WARS HEADSPACE” curated by RICK RUBIN and featuring SW director J.J. ABRAMS, BAAUER, GTA, KASKADE and CLAUDE VONSTROKE. It’s due out digitally on Feb. 19… Nothing would have made the MAN IN BLACK happier than having a species of spider that lives near FOLSOM PRISON named after him.